Stating the obvious
You have to wonder if the sign maker was laughing to himself when he got this order.
Seen outside a diner in Maine, USA.
'Open 7 days a week including weekends'
From a hotel bar in Norway
'Ladies are requested not to have children at the bar'
A Japanese hotel has this sign in its rooms
'Please take note you are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid'
'Open 7 days a week including weekends'
From a hotel bar in Norway
'Ladies are requested not to have children at the bar'
A Japanese hotel has this sign in its rooms
'Please take note you are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid'
A sign outside an Italian doctors office
'A specialist in women and other diseases' In a Japanese bar, think they need a comma here 'Special cocktails and drinks for the ladies with nuts' Sign at a zoo in Budapest 'Please do not feed the animals. If you have any food give it to the guard on duty' Only in America, an advert for a loan company 'Now you can borrow enough money to get you out of debt' |
Seen outside a petrol station in San Francisco
'Kids with gas eat free!'
From a public schools lawn
'No trespassing without permission'
A Tennessee road sign
'If this is sign is under water the road is impassable'
Found in a Pennsylvania cemetery
'Do not pick the flowers from any but your own grave'
Outside a 2nd hand shop
'We buy junk and sell antiques'
'Kids with gas eat free!'
From a public schools lawn
'No trespassing without permission'
A Tennessee road sign
'If this is sign is under water the road is impassable'
Found in a Pennsylvania cemetery
'Do not pick the flowers from any but your own grave'
Outside a 2nd hand shop
'We buy junk and sell antiques'
An Athens hotel has this request for its customers
'You are expected to complain to the managers between the hours of 8 - 10 am on Mondays and Tuesday'
In a German restaurant
'After eating your meal why not try the tart of the house'
From a Brazilian hotel
'The manager has personally passed all of the water served here'
SOME GREAT CLASSIFIED ADS
Dog for sale. Eats anything and especially fond of children.
Man wanted to take care of cow that doesn't drink or smoke.
Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for easy beating.
Free puppies: Half Cocker Spaniel, Half sneaky neighbours dog
Wanted for new business, hair cutter. Excellent growth potential.
Buy your used car here, why go elsewhere to be cheated when you can come to us.
'You are expected to complain to the managers between the hours of 8 - 10 am on Mondays and Tuesday'
In a German restaurant
'After eating your meal why not try the tart of the house'
From a Brazilian hotel
'The manager has personally passed all of the water served here'
SOME GREAT CLASSIFIED ADS
Dog for sale. Eats anything and especially fond of children.
Man wanted to take care of cow that doesn't drink or smoke.
Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for easy beating.
Free puppies: Half Cocker Spaniel, Half sneaky neighbours dog
Wanted for new business, hair cutter. Excellent growth potential.
Buy your used car here, why go elsewhere to be cheated when you can come to us.